Out of the Mouth of Babes Monday

I have mentioned before that Jack is pretty witty. This week he had said some pretty funny things. So here is my first installment of ~ Out of the Mouths of Babes Monday.

We go swimming a lot in the summer. I tan pretty easily, and am pretty tan right now (yes, I do wear sunscreen!). Anyway.... Jack was sitting on my lap and was rubbing my arm. Then he looks into my eyes with all manner of seriousness, "Mommy, you are turning into a brown person like my friend, Christian. (looking quizzicly at me he continues matter-of-factly) but your tummy is white. I guess you're going to be half brown and half white now."

Some how at dinner last night we got on the subject of going on dates. Jack seemed to have some concept of what a "date" is. Caroline the entire time was defending herself, "I didn't tell him, I didn't tell him what a date was". Jack said a date is when you go out to dinner with a boy and a girl. (so good so far). I then asked him if he would go on a date with me. He looks at me with a bit of astonishment on his face, "Mommy, I can't go on a date with you, you are not my size."

UPDATE: Jack just told me, "You can go on dates with Daddy, because when he comes home you say, "Hi Honey, and kiss him".